On a lighter note, let me give you a teensy Bovinian update. The whole village is now ramping up for the next religious milestone, namely Easter. Little coloured eggs are hanging from little cute twigs and little eerie staring bunnies and chicks are parked in nooks and crannies wherever you look. At kindergarten, there is a sternly-written notice on the door - 'Parents please take note. For our Easter craft activities, we require six EMPTY and CLEAN whole eggshells PER CHILD.' This is definitely a job for CG - I don't know what it is about him, but he's got a gift when it comes to eggs. I always make the holes too big or break the shells in the process of trying to blow the damn stuff out.
There are still no cows to be seen on the pastures - morale in the barns must be at rock bottom by now. Bet it stinks, too. You might have noticed that I changed my profile picture in honour of the bovine (one of my favourite animals after the alpaca). I leave you with the words of William Topaz McGonagall, who, in his prime, was widely acclaimed as the worst poet in Britain:
The chicken is a noble beast
The cow is much forlorner
Standing in the morning rain
With a leg at every corner.
I've always liked this, which doesn't say much for my taste in poetry, does it?
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